He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife ... A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K."
She asked, "What does that mean?
He said "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, and hot."
She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely ... but what about I, J, K?"
"I'm just kidding!"