No-Nos to Say to a Sports Official

Things it would be unwise for players to say to a referee:

Specsavers has a good deal on.

Which of their players is your relative?

I know where you live.

When do we get our share of the 50/50 calls?

You're missing a great game, our one.

I don't know what we've done to upset you. 

Could I loan you my rule book?

Summary: Show respect to the match official. 

So Obvious

Marrying a beautiful woman has a nice ring to it. 

If you work in sewage and it all goes wrong, there's always a stink. 

A very sharp knife is always made with cutting edge technology.

Never eat chicken if it smells foul.

The butcher sold me some tough meat, and I'm still stewing over it. 

I was dancing alone and then someone reminded me that it takes two to tango.

A Still Mower