Signs I'd Like To See

At a restaurant: 

If you wish to dine at this establishment, you will have to turn off all devices before entering. 

At a sports stadium: 

Please take your litter as you leave and place it in the rubbish bins at the exit.

At a supermarket:

Please return your trolley to the correct location. 

In any public space: 

If you need to talk on the phone, understand that the rest of us don't want to hear it. 

At a busy boat ramp:

Be aware that others are waiting for you to move.

In a kitchen:

Do not leave your dirty dishes here. Others are not your servants. 

Signs With Irony

Like not trying to beat the tram 

Elementary spelling mistake

Not much help if you can't

Nothing like a real life example
to add dramatic effect

Some people don't really want to be fit

This is a sticky one

Road Sign Overkill

You would think that those responsible for road signage would have a responsibility for safety too. It seems that often a new sign is commissioned and it goes up without concern for the overall effect a signage overload has on the driver.

Unnecessary Signs

This must be a joke! 

Just take down the sign ahead

I certainly don't get this one

I wonder if it's made with freshly squeezed oranges?

It is in use, with a pointless message 

I get the point

...and be prepared to do a U-turn if you are an offender 

A Confusing Sign

I was in Christchurch at New Brighton and saw this sign which had me confused.

Truck Signs

Some truck drivers should read their own signage.

I always carry a cup just in case.

He must have anticipated turning turtle.

If the dance doesn't work......

Worrying Sign

So how far away is this toilet?

A Winning Sign At A Florist

Funny Signs

Wow, that's new to me

...and I'm not budging on that either

Sign writing needs planning too, ya know

Do they do leeks?

So what are the town planners trying to say here?

Tui's Take On The America's Cup

Silly Signs

Poor taste door lock from South Africa

I assume the driver's name is Tiger

Not only silly but wrong too!

Japanese Eye Test

Enjoy Your Job? (Part 2)

A recruitment agency in Germany (jobsintown.de) says you should. It used a series of life sized photos on machines showing people not enjoying their job:

Coffee Vending

Juke Box Musician

Petrol Pump Dispenser

Cigarette Dispenser

Laundromat Washer

Enjoy Your Job? (Part 1)

A recruitment agency in Germany (jobsintown.de) says you should. It used a series of life sized photos on machines showing people not enjoying their job:

Ice Cream Vending

ATM Dispenser

Kiddies Ride Attendant

Airport Security Attendant

Long Term Friendship - The Downside

Price List For The Mechanically Challenged

Tui Billboard Adverts: Part 3

It didn't take them long.....

Tui Billboard Adverts: Part 2

You need to know NZ politics for the next one...