A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K.

After being married for thirty years, the wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife ... A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K."

She asked, "What does that mean?

He said "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, and hot."

She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely ... but what about I, J, K?"

"I'm just kidding!"