Robbers entered a bank in and one of them shouted: "Don't move! The money belongs to the bank. Your lives belong to you.” Immediately all the people in the bank laid on the floor quietly and without panic.
This is an example of how the correct wording of a
sentence can make everyone change their view of the
While running from the bank the youngest robber (who had a
college degree) said to the oldest robber (who had barely
finished elementary school): "Hey, maybe we should
count how much we stole?"
The older man replied: "Don’t be stupid. It's a
lot of money so let's wait for the news on TV to find
out how much money was taken from the bank."
This is an example of how life experience is more
important than a degree.
After the robbery, the manager of the bank said to his
"Let's call the police and tell them how much has
"Wait”, said the Accountant, "before we do that,
let's add that money we took for ourselves over the past
few months and also add in any other problems and just say
that it was stolen as part of today’s robbery."
This is an example of taking advantage of an
The following day it was reported in the news that the bank
was robbed of $3 million.
The robbers then counted the money, but they found only $1
million so they started to grumble.
"We risked our lives for $1 million, while someone in the
bank robbed two million dollars?"
This is an example of how corporate robbery is more discreet and that it pays better too.