Monday, October 19, 2015

Road Accident...Please Hurry!

A man phoned an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.

Man: 'Get an ambulance here quick, please. My mate's bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken.'

Operator: 'What is your location sir?'

Man: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .'

Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'

Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.

Operator: 'Are you there sir?'

More heavy breathing and another minute later.

Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'

Man: 'Yes, sorry about that... I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street .'

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