Monday, October 19, 2015
Road Accident...Please Hurry!
A man phoned an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.
Man: 'Get an ambulance here quick, please. My mate's bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
Man: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'
More heavy breathing and another minute later.
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
Man: 'Yes, sorry about that... I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street .'