I get...
If you find you are going to argue with yourself, try to find common ground promptly as things can soon turn pear-shaped.
Women don't nag, they repeat proactive instructions.
I turned down an acting role for the movie Lassie. I didn't want to play the lead.
Never lose sight of the importance of spectacles.
My wife asked me to pass the lip balm but I accidentally passed super glue. Understandably, she's still not talking to me!
I don't get...
I went to a megalomaniac meeting and as background music, they had 'Everybody wants to rule the world'.
I went on a skiing holiday but it went downhill very quickly.
I saw an advert saying this is the last wallet I'll ever need. I was thinking what do they know about my life expectancy that I don't?
They say there's a weird person on every crowded street. I don't see them, no matter how long I stare at everyone.
I don't know why someone stole my antidepressants. All I would say to them is "I hope you are happy now".
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