TOOTHACHE - The pain that drives you to extraction.
BEAUTY PARLOUR - A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS - The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE - A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST - Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST - Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF - Cold storage.
INFLATION - Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
TOMORROW - One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN - An honest opinion openly expressed.