Friday, April 15, 2016

Corny Jokes



Why should people have flaky pastry when they don't feel happy? Because it helps when they filo.

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I've been to the dentist many times so I know the drill.

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The scientist with only a door knocker won the 'No Bell' prize.

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I was asked if I found saunas too taxing and I said they were no sweat.



How did I escape Iraq? Iran.
 
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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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