Sunday, May 4, 2014

Success As We Age

Up to three years old success is not peeing in your pants.

Then up to your teens success means having friends.

At your late teens success is getting your driving licence.

From there into your twenties success is a good sex life.

Then as you settle down success is about money.

That lasts until the children leave home.

Then as you get into your fifties and sixties, success is about still being able to have a good sex life.

By the seventies, success is about still having your driver's licence.

Then as you approach eighty, success is about friends, those who are left anyway.

Then after that, success is about not peeing in your pants.

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