Light 'N Funny..........Plus Opinion
Jokes, thoughts and experiences...
Sunday, October 15, 2017
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
If you’re thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
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