The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:
you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
you are laughing, send me your smile.
you are eating, send me a bite.
you are drinking, send me a sip.
you are crying, send me your tears.
husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted
on the toilet. Please advise.