Saturday, June 8, 2013

The Texting Newbies

The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:                                                                                                           
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.                                                                                                                                                   

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:  I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

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