The
middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their
cell phones. The
wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a
text while she was out
of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
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