I was told I should get out and enjoy the outdoor life more.
So went fishing, but never got hooked.
How about pig hunting they said? I soon got bored with that.
Surfing seemed good but I soon gave that a wave good-bye.
Some say walking in the forest is great for the soul but personally I was glad to give it the boot.
Kayaking is liked by many but my desire soon sank without trace.
I now go to coffee shops and enjoy it
al fresco. That's the sort of outdoor life that I can certainly drink up.
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