To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Make love, not war. Hey, do both...Get married!
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Sign over a urinal:
'Express Lane: Five beers or less'.
Sign over a mirror in a men's restroom:
'No wonder you always go home alone'.
Sometimes I hide my emotions...
but it doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings.