Thursday, May 26, 2016

It's True...Maybe Some Are

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Make love, not war. Hey, do both...Get married!

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal. 

Sign over a urinal:
'Express Lane: Five beers or less'.

Sign over a mirror in a men's restroom:
'No wonder you always go home alone'.

Sometimes I hide my emotions...
but it doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings.

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