Answering machine message: I am not available right now. I am busy making changes in my life. If you do not hear back, you were one of them.
My wife and I had words, but I didn't use mine.
The first part of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children.
I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
I'm having both amnesia and deja vu. I think I have forgotten this before.
A drunk is brought into court. The judge bangs his gravel and calls "Order, order". The drunk responds "I'll have a Gin and Tonic thanks".
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