1. Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word Lisp?2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide is it considered a hostage situation?
3. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
4. Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
5. Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
6. Do they use sterilised needles for lethal injections?
7. What WAS the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
8. Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
9. If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
10. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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