Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Vincent Van Gogh's family tree

(His surname is pronounced 'go').

His dizzy aunt --- Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes --- Gotta Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia --- Gogh
The cousin from Illinois --- Chica Gogh
His magician uncle --- Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin --- mee Gogh
The constipated uncle --- Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt --- Tang Gog
The bird loving uncle --- Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst --- E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin --- Man Gogh
The little bouncy nephew --- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco --- Go Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store --- Stop n Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother --- Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach --- Wells-far Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking --- Way-to Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van --- Winnie Bay Gogh

Well, there you Gogh!

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