Monday, November 9, 2026

Play on Words

I'm married to a very tall woman whom I admire and rely on greatly. You could say I look up to her. 

I have been watching a TV series on vertically challenged people. It hasn't taken much time, as they are short stories.

My wife took a pleat out of a dress and asked what I thought. I said it looked depleted. 

My partner and I had an argument on the dance floor. She said the disagreement was all my fault, but I said it takes two to tango.

I asked a relative how they managed to cheat me out of my inheritance. They replied, "Where there's a Will, there's a way." 

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