Abdicate: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Carcinoma: A valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.
Esplanade: To attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly: Impotent.
Flabbergasted: Appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Negligent: A condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Lymph: To walk with a lisp.
Coffee: A person who is coughed upon.
Balderdash: A rapidly receding hairline.
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