Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: Your bowels become intercontinental.
Q: What happens when a boy reaches puberty?
A: He leaves boyhood and looks forward to adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How do you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. (He got an A).
Q: How are the main body parts categorised? E.g. Abdomen.
A: The body consists of three parts - the brainium which contains the brain, the borax for the heart and lungs and the abdomen containing the five bowels, a,e,i,o,u.
Q: What is the Fubula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does “varicous” mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control.
A: A condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of “Caesarean section”?
A: It is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman Emperor.
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