Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes the water safe because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun makes the leaves perspire.
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q: What causes the Tides?
A: The tides are a fight between the earth and moon. All water tends to flow toward the moon because there is no water there, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in.
Q: Name the reef off the coast of Queensland?
A: New Zealand.
Sociology
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: That you are well endowed.
Q: What are steroids.
A: Things for keeping carpets on the stairs.
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