Public Meeting Announcements

The Alzheimers Meeting will not continue if people keep forgetting to come.

Despite rumours to the contrary, the AA meeting is not being held at O'Malley's Bar.

The Yacht Club will not allow disruptive members to scuttle proceedings.  

At the request of those wishing to attend, the Procrastinators Meeting has been postponed to next week.

The Anger Management Meetings will not tolerate any more arguing and fighting among attendees.

The Green Party meeting this week will feature a talk on the benefits of open cast mining and deep sea oil extraction. 

Those going to the Megalomaniac AGM must in future not try to take control of the meeting.

At the request of members, the Weightwatchers Meeting this week will feature a luncheon of deep fried chicken or a burger with fries, followed by cream cakes or scones and clotted cream.