Thursday, July 21, 2016

It Makes Sense

I know why I am getting fat. It's the shampoo! The label says it "gives body and volume".

I'm changing to washing up liquid which reads " dissolves all fat, even in hard to reach places".

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Listening to a wife is like reading the terms and condition on a website.

You understand nothing but you still say 'I agree'.

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I used to like my neighbour.

Then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

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Ever had that awkward moment in a group when you realise no one is listening?

Nothing to worry about. Just stop talking and no one will notice anyway.

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I found out while I was looking through her window with my telescope last night.

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Yesterday I fell off a five metre ladder.

Luckily I was only on the first rung.

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