Men & Marriage

A frustrated husband in front of his laptop talking to himself about Google :

Why are you behaving like my wife? Allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.

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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. 

"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home?"

Husband answers: "Because he's thinking of getting married".

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Before marriage, I never realized how passionatemy wife could be about loading the dishwasher the wrong way.