A frustrated husband in front of his laptop talking to himself about Google :
Why are you behaving like my wife? Allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after
work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are
not done and I can't be bothered with cooking
tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home?"
Husband answers: "Because he's thinking of getting married"