Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Men & Marriage

A frustrated husband in front of his laptop talking to himself about Google :

Why are you behaving like my wife? Allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.


A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. "My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home?"

Husband answers: "Because he's thinking of getting married"

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