Friday, February 12, 2016

Tough Times In The USA

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

A truck load of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

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