My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
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