The 50th Wedding Anniversary Treat

A priest had a sermon to prepare on marriage. He heard about Giuseppe, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, so asked him to share some insights into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

 Giuseppe replied 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'

Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up!"