How To Prepare A Husband

A recipe my wife wanted me to share with you.

Be careful with your selection.
Do not choose too young.
Even poor varieties may become sweet and tender.

Preparation:

Avoid getting them in a pickle or hot water. It can make them hard, sour or even bitter.

Marinate with patience and season with kisses.

Wrap in a covering of love, warm with domestic devotion and serve with peaches and cream.

Thus prepared they are tasty and appealing.