Jokes

Some Argie Bhaji

If you were in an Indian restaurant in Buenos Aires, and a scuffle broke out, would you need to feel concern?

No, it is probably just a little argy-bargy.

       
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Paddy texts his wife...

"Mary, I am just having one more pint with the lads. If I am not home in 20 minutes, read this message again.”

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An old Woman was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get, Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?" 

The old woman answered, "Definitely Parkinson's. Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle."

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, an American, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and a South African went to a night club.

The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."