Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Irish Sausages

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"

 The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

 The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" Or if I asked for “Biltong, would you ask if I was South Afrikaans?”

 The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

 The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

 The assistant replied, "Because you're in a hardware store!"

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