Saturday, October 12, 2013

A Cowboy At The Pearly Gates

A cowboy appeared before St Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done something of merit?" the cowboy was asked.

"Well I can think of one thing". he replied. "I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I suggested they leave her alone, but they refused to listen. So I approached the biggest, meanest of them and hit him as hard as I could. After that I kicked his bike over. I then said anyone else feeling lucky?"

St Peter was surprised and asked "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago."

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