Monday, September 16, 2013

The Welfare Office Job Offer!

A man walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter". 

"You'll have to drive around in his luxury car, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. The daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

"The man, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're having me on!"

"The social worker said, "Yeah, but you started it".

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