The Irishman And The Car Park Space

An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot.

"Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up drinking me whisky, and I promise to go to church every Sunday."

Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. 

Without hesitation, the man said,"Never mind, I found one."