Q: What's green and fights injustice in The West?A: The Lone Gherkin.
Q: What goes 1, 2...99, clomp. 1, 2...99, clomp?
A: A centipede with a wooden leg.
Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q: What goes black, white, red, black, white, red, black, white, red?
A: A nun rolling down a hill with a blood nose.
Q: What's black and goes through custard at 40 miles per hour?
A: A prune with an outboard motor.
Q: What's green and sings?
A: Elvis Parsley.
Q: What's massive and goes to the ball in glass slippers?
A: Cinderelephant.
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