Friday, April 5, 2013

School Boy Howlers

Q: What's green and fights injustice in The West?

A: The Lone Gherkin.

Q: What goes 1, 2...99, clomp. 1, 2...99, clomp?

A: A centipede with a wooden leg.

Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?

A: A penguin rolling down a hill.

Q: What goes black, white, red, black, white, red, black, white, red?

A: A nun rolling down a hill with a blood nose.

Q: What's black and goes through custard at 40 miles per hour?

A: A prune with an outboard motor.

Q: What's green and sings?

A: Elvis Parsley.

Q: What's massive and goes to the ball in glass slippers?

A: Cinderelephant.

For part one, please click here.

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