Vegetarianism: Ancient tribal word used for someone who couldn't hunt, fish or ride.
Yes, I sound like an idiot, but that is so you can understand me.
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Pleasing others is just about impossible, but annoying the heck out of them is a piece of cake.
On the Internet, you can choose to be anything you want, so why choose stupid?
Being rich doesn't make you happy, neither does being broke. So why not try for somewhere in between?