The Old Lady Driver

A man was working in his yard when a car crashed though his hedge and ended up on his front lawn. The man helped the lady onto a chair.

"You seem quite elderly to be driving." he suggested.

Yes, I am 97 years old" she replied proudly. "In fact I am old enough not to need a driver's licence any more".

"How is that so?" asked the man.

"Well the last time I went to the doctor he asked if I had a driver's licence. I said yes and handed it to him. He took a pair of scissors out of the draw and cut it up, saying 'You won't be needing that any more'. So I thanked him and left".