Thursday, January 31, 2013

So True...

Wood burns faster when you have to chop it yourself.

Kill one person and you are a murderer. Kill a million and you are a conquerer.

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.

Going to a party dressed to kill does not mean looking like a fanatical Muslim.

If you employ a cleaner from Eastern Europe, make sure she isn't a Slovak.

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