Light 'N Funny..........Plus Opinion
Jokes, thoughts and experiences...
Thursday, January 31, 2013
Wood burns faster when you have to chop it yourself.
Kill one person and you are a murderer. Kill a million and you are a conquerer.
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
Going to a party dressed to kill does not mean looking like a fanatical Muslim.
If you employ a cleaner from Eastern Europe, make sure she isn't a Slovak.
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