Olympic Joke #1

It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London. A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland" he says, "Discus" and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.. "Waddington-Smythe, England" he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.


The Irishman picks up a roll of barbed wire. "O'Malley, Ireland" he says, "Fencing."