A husband and wife went to an agricultural show. One of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. There was a sign attached: THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.
The wife playfully nudged him in the ribs, smiled and said, "That's almost once a week."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached: THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.
The wife gave him a solid jab and said "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen with a sign: THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.
Her elbow nearly broke his ribs, as she said "That's once a day. You could really learn something from this one.'
He looked at her and said "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."
He only got cold glances for the rest of the day, but at least his ribs were safe.
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