Expected Mergers

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush & W. R. Grace Co. will merge to become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros & Zesta Crackers become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, & Dakota Mining will merge: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!