Words With Two Meanings

THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...Any part under a car's bonnet. Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female..Opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male..Playing sport without a cup.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. Female...A desire to get married and raise a family.!
Male....Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male.. Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female...An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female....The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.