Saturday, October 7, 2017
I had amnesia once -- or twice.
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Why is it not men who ride horses sidesaddle?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car into traffic.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists ... they don't talk about other people.
I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help groups?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.