A Blonde At Heaven’s Gate

A Blonde went to Heaven and upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry,' St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden.'

'That's cool' said the blonde, 'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?'

'Just three questions' said St Peter. 'The first is, which two days of the week start with the letter 'T''?

The blonde said, 'Today and Tomorrow.'

St Peter pondered and then decided that indeed the answer can be applied to the question.

'Well then, the second question is' St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?'

The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!'

'Only twelve?' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at that figure?'

The blonde replies 'there's the second of January, the second of February, right through to the second of December, giving a total of 12 seconds.'

St Peter said 'I'll allow the answer to stand. Now can you tell me the answer to the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'

The blonde replied: 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest to answer.'

'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?'

'It's Andy.'

This totally floored St Peter so he asked 'How did you arrive at that answer?'

'Easy' said the blonde, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited til his billy boiled.'