1. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
2. I hate leaving my house, confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
3. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
4. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
5. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Your're Not Safe here Area" routing option.
6. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
7. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
8. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
9. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
10. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond when you are about to tip over after leaning your chair back a little too far.
11. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
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