Saturday, May 8, 2010

Useful Military warnings

"Aim towards the enemy."

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."

"Tracers work both ways."

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."

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