Why Is It...

Why Is It...that when you are busting to go to the toilet, your draw string on your track pants get knotted and and you end up hopping around desperately trying to undo it.

Why Is It...when you are driving down the road in a hurry, you will find a motorist in front of you with all the time in the world going nowhere fast.

Why Is It...when you rush into a supermarket and then find the shortest queue for a speedy get away, it proves to be the slowest.

Why Is It...that no one is talking to you in a party, so you take the opportunity to move to a corner where you can relieve some annoying wind, only to find that someone suddenly wants to catch up with you and they come over with a big smile...like a moth to light.

Why Is It...that if your name sounds like 'made off', people happily give you billions of dollars to invest, only to get upset when you did what your name suggested you would do with their money anyway.