Thursday, April 2, 2026

So Obvious

Marrying a beautiful woman has a nice ring to it. 

If you work in sewage and it all goes wrong, there's always a stink. 

A very sharp knife is always made with cutting edge technology.

Never eat chicken if it smells foul.

The butcher sold me some tough meat, and I'm still stewing over it. 

I was dancing alone and then someone reminded me that it takes two to tango.

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