Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Guilty Text Message

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night whenever you're not around. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again".

A few moments later, a second text came in:

"Damned auto spell! I meant wifi".

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