A man received the following text from his neighbour:
"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night whenever you're not
around. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will
accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again".