A man was
out all night with a mate and drank far too much. Knowing he was over the limit, he took the precaution of taking a taxi
home. Sure enough, he passed a police check point, but since he was in a taxi, they waved it
past. How relieved he was that he hadn't taken his own vehicle instead. He arrived home
safely without incident, which was a real surprise because he had never driven a
taxi before and he is not sure what to do with it, parked in his garage as it is.