Saturday, January 7, 2012

A Student Who Got 0% On His Exam

Q1 In which battle did Napoleon die?

His last battle.


Q2 Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom of the page


Q3 The river Ravi flows in which state?

Liquid.

Q4 What is the main reason for divorce?

Marriage.

Q5 What is the main reason for failure?

Exams.


Q6 What can you never eat for breakfast?

Lunch & dinner


Q7 What looks like half an apple?

The other half

Q8 If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?

Wet.

Q9 How can a man go eight days without sleeping?

He sleeps at night.

Q10 How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11 If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?

Very large hands.

Q12 If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13 How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

Any way you want, it will never break concrete.

2 comments:

Jonathan Ellis said...

Haha very funny! Keep it up :)

RayCee said...

Thnak you Johnathan.