Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day.
The first boy leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second boy says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first boy says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of jelly and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second boy then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
"Whoa!" the second boy replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when
I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
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